Snyder’s of Hanover Pretzel Pieces don’t look like pretzels. And they certainly don’t taste like pretzels.

So are they even pretzels?

It’s enough to enrage pretzel purists everywhere, but who will speak on their behalf?

To relaunch this iconic brand, we enlisted the help of one of the world’s angriest, most outspoken attorneys to advocate for pretzel purists who don’t believe Snyder’s of Hanover Pretzel Pieces should be allowed to be called pretzels. Jackie Chiles, of Seinfeld fame.

First, Jackie took to the airwaves to make his case.

Then, we created a hotline that angry pretzel fans could call to join Jackie’s class action against Snyder’s.

Finally, Jackie got on TikTok and invited people to debate him—are Snyder’s Pretzel Pieces even pretzels?